Ben story - I AM GOD...

Whilst driving with my son and looking for parking spaces in the Youth Park, Ben pointed out a car that was pulling out. So whilst going up alongside the car to reverse park into the space,

I said, "Thank you God."

To which Ben replied, "My name's Ben, not God." Fantastic stuff! Just like an old Brian Clough joke!!

Then whilst walking towards the playground, we were chatting and I asked him his name.

"I'm Ben and you're God."
"Why am I God?"
"Because God is very tall."

And the day after my wife said I was like Brad Pitt (see movie review of Mr. & Mrs. Smith!)...  ¶ 6:46 pm