Ben - IF YOU GOTTA GO...

Question:

How is it possible to be more embarrassed than when your 4 year old son pulls down his shorts and underpants in the middle of a playground to urinate on a plant?

(I was using an exercise machine watching him from 50 metres away.)

Answer:

When he can’t pull up his underpants and waddles about in his shorts at knee length height looking for help. Fortunately I got to him about 2 seconds before he was going to scream my name which is only about the more embarrassing left that he could do.

Although if you ever ask me about 2 other situations re: a petrol station and a shopping centre, my face might go just as red.
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